Jeebus » Health Care http://jeebus.us Official Deity of the USA Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:33:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Jeebus, Official Deity of the United States of America http://jeebus.us/jeebus-loves-you/jeebus-official-deity-of-the-united-states-of-america/ http://jeebus.us/jeebus-loves-you/jeebus-official-deity-of-the-united-states-of-america/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:33:16 +0000 Jeebus Fan Boi http://jeebus.us/?p=9 Jeebus: official deity of the United States of AmericaWelcome to Jeebus.US, celebrating the selection of Jeebus as the officially sanctioned deity of the United States of America. Now the US is Jeebus’ absolute most favoritest of all the nations on this Earth, and of course this is no surprise. Some of those other countries have serious anti-American issues like universal health care, hardly any soldiers in foreign countries, and equal rights for all citizens, even homos!

Jeebus does not support socialized medicine, equal rights for just anybody, or allowing people to speak in foreign languages in public. He does not like illegal immigrants either, after all they are 100% foreigners!

Jeebus is brought to you by the following organizations:

  • The Republican Party
  • Fox News
  • the Holy Roman Altar Boy Lovers
  • Sally Kern
  • Ted Haggard
  • Larry Craig
  • David Vitter
  • USAF Academy

Here are a few ways you can celebrate the selection of Jeebus as the official Savior of the USA.

* Vote against equal rights for gays
* Picket abortion clinics
* Disrupt public meetings about health care reform
* Block every channel on your TV except Fox News
Most importantly:
Help protect the Sanctity of Bigotry and the income of health insurance company executives, vote Jeebus!

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